English stories of primary school level

English stories of primary school level

The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
New teacher
On September 1, George came home from school
"George, do you like your new teacher?" asked his mother
"Mom, I don't like it, because she said three plus three gets six, but later she said two plus four gets six."
Two Birds
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
Two birds
Teacher: here are two birds, one is sparrow. Who can point out which is swallow and which is sparrow?
Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer
Teacher: please tell me
Student: next to the swallow is the sparrow. Next to the sparrow is the swallow
Excuse for Speeding
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.A police car pulled them over.
〃Why on earth were you driving so fast?〃 the policeman yelled.
〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!〃
Excuse for speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding and a police car stopped them
"Why are you driving so fast?" cried the officer
"We have bad brakes, so we want to get to our destination before the accident."
Send the Bill to My Father
Doctor：〃I can do nothing for your complaint.It is hereditary.〃
Patient：〃then send the bill to my father,please.〃
Give the bill to my father
Doctor: "there's nothing I can do about your complaint. It's a genetic disease."
Patient: please give the bill to my father